You might be a Redneck if:

Discussion in '360 Degrees Lounge' started by Gunsmoke, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. Gunsmoke

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    After seeing that guy if a 14' skiff with a 208 pound slob, I started laughing.:p

    It got me to thinking. Why not start a new thread about stupid fishing quotes.
    I'll start with the first one. This is an easy one as the picture tells it all. You don't have to have a picture of your Jeff Foxworthy fishing red neck joke, but feel free to do so.

    You might be a Redneck if:

    Your tackle is worth more than your boat.
     

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  2. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:



    You'd rather hunch a fish than a woman!!!!
     

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  3. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:


    You miss the freaking channel!!!!
     

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  4. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:


    You cruise around in a rum boat with topless deckhands!!!!
     

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  5. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:

    You use your thumb for bait!!!!!!!!
     

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  6. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:

    Your 200 miles offshore and have to call someone to bring the tackle you left on the dock!!!!!!!!!
     

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  7. txseadog

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    I'll play.

    You might be a redneck if you have to take on 2 300 fuel bladders just to haul your tackle.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. MrBill

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    Here's a good one.

    You might be a redneck if you spend 800 dollars building a 220 pound milkcrate that you have never used.:eek:
     

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  9. MrBill

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    How about this:

    You might be a redneck if you hire a gorgeous girl wearing a Tiny Winnie Bikini to look out for shrimp boats on the horizon and then make her dance for free shrimp.
     

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  10. STx Fisherman

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    lol.....that thong bikini is so small....
    you may have to get in close to be able to see it....:D
     
  11. SkeeterRonnie

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    (milkcrate)or that no one can carry!! LOL!! thats a beast!!

    trade the cokes for shrimp, and drink the beer!
     
  12. MrBill

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    For the CC tunaheads:

    You might be a redneck if you meet every Saturday for breakfast with your fishing buddies. It takes you five years of discussion before you finally come up with a "Standard".
     

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  13. STx Fisherman

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    YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR DAWG IS
    A HO DAWG
     

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  14. Gunsmoke

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    Here's a good one.

    You might be a redneck if you spend 800 dollars building a 220 pound milkcrate that you have never used.:eek:

    LMFAO. I'll get you back in a minute. I need the search engine here to find one on you!!!!!!!!!:D
     
  15. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:

    You spend a couple of hours setting up a sheet to use as a background and make your wife take pictures of you lifting 58 1/2 pounds of misc crap with your fishing rod!!!!!!!!!!:D
     

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  16. DeepBlueGulf

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    This is too dang funny! Thanks guys!


    Tom - DBG
     
  17. Gunsmoke

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    You might be a redneck if:

    You tie your hoist to your tuna tower to lift your fish. It shatters the weld joints and you lose your tower and fish!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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  18. Bret

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    Dang.... looks like theres a lot of rednecks around.... LOL>!!!!!!
     
  19. MrBill

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    LMFAO. I'll get you back in a minute. I need the search engine here to find one on you!!!!!!!!!:D

    This should ring a bell in your thick skull.

    You might be a redneck if you consistently bark orders to your wife while she is bringing in a fish.
     

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  20. MrBill

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    You might be a redneck if you catch some weird fish in another country and haul it on your rented mo-ped un-gutted for hours.
     

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  21. MrBill

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    You might be a redneck if you make your girlfriend take off her top and display your fish.
     

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  22. MrBill

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    You might be a redneck if you give up offshore charters for bikini girl charters.
     

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  23. MrBill

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    You might be a redneck if you make your bikini girl charter girls take off their top and replace them with fish.
     

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