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You might be a ******* if:

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After seeing that guy if a 14' skiff with a 208 pound slob, I started laughing.:p

It got me to thinking. Why not start a new thread about stupid fishing quotes.
I'll start with the first one. This is an easy one as the picture tells it all. You don't have to have a picture of your Jeff Foxworthy fishing red neck joke, but feel free to do so.

You might be a ******* if:

Your tackle is worth more than your boat.

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You might be a ******* if:



You'd rather hunch a fish than a woman!!!!

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You might be a ******* if:


You miss the freaking channel!!!!

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You cruise around in a rum boat with topless deckhands!!!!

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You might be a ******* if:

You use your thumb for bait!!!!!!!!

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You might be a ******* if:

Your 200 miles offshore and have to call someone to bring the tackle you left on the dock!!!!!!!!!

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I'll play.

You might be a ******* if you have to take on 2 300 fuel bladders just to haul your tackle.

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Here's a good one.

You might be a ******* if you spend 800 dollars building a 220 pound milkcrate that you have never used.:eek:

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How about this:

You might be a ******* if you hire a gorgeous girl wearing a Tiny Winnie Bikini to look out for shrimp boats on the horizon and then make her dance for free shrimp.

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lol.....that thong bikini is so small....
you may have to get in close to be able to see it....:D
(milkcrate)or that no one can carry!! LOL!! thats a beast!!

trade the cokes for shrimp, and drink the beer!
For the CC tunaheads:

You might be a ******* if you meet every Saturday for breakfast with your fishing buddies. It takes you five years of discussion before you finally come up with a "Standard".

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YOU MIGHT BE A ******* IF YOUR DAWG IS
A HO DAWG

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Here's a good one.

You might be a ******* if you spend 800 dollars building a 220 pound milkcrate that you have never used.:eek:

LMFAO. I'll get you back in a minute. I need the search engine here to find one on you!!!!!!!!!:D
You might be a ******* if:

You spend a couple of hours setting up a sheet to use as a background and make your wife take pictures of you lifting 58 1/2 pounds of misc crap with your fishing rod!!!!!!!!!!:D

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This is too dang funny! Thanks guys!


Tom - DBG
You might be a ******* if:

You tie your hoist to your tuna tower to lift your fish. It shatters the weld joints and you lose your tower and fish!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dang.... looks like theres a lot of ******** around.... LOL>!!!!!!
LMFAO. I'll get you back in a minute. I need the search engine here to find one on you!!!!!!!!!:D

This should ring a bell in your thick skull.

You might be a ******* if you consistently bark orders to your wife while she is bringing in a fish.

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You might be a ******* if you catch some weird fish in another country and haul it on your rented mo-ped un-gutted for hours.

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