WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

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  1. Snagged

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    TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

    Reason #10

    YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!


    Reason #9

    IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN REST FIVE MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN

    Reason #8

    THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME.


    Reason #7

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME.


    Reason #6

    FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL STILL ENJOY CANDY.


    Reason #5

    ITS OKAY IF THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE
    (ON HALLOWEEN YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE)


    Reason #4

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR


    Reason #3

    IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING.


    Reason #2

    NO MORNING AFTER GUILT.


    AND…THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

    NO ONE CARES IF YOU DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!


    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!