TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX Reason #10 YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK! Reason #9 IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN REST FIVE MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN Reason #8 THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME. Reason #7 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME. Reason #6 FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL STILL ENJOY CANDY. Reason #5 ITS OKAY IF THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE (ON HALLOWEEN YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE) Reason #4 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR Reason #3 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING. Reason #2 NO MORNING AFTER GUILT. AND…THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: NO ONE CARES IF YOU DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
