Turner Brown

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Minnow, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. Minnow

    Minnow Administrator

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    Turner Brown

    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says:
    7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

    The white man faints and falls to the floor.The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
    The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feettall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
    weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The small guy says: 'Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,

    'Turn around.'
     
  2. lite-liner

    lite-liner troll enforcement Staff Member

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    LMAO~!!!!!
    good one
    -Brian