Boy, did I just pull off a great surprise party. My buddy Mrbill is going the Big E in couple of days so pulled a good one on him. I told him he had to come and pick up the ultimate milkcrate at 6:30 because I had an emergency come up and had to leave town.
I called up a few friends and hired some Marachi's and a stripper. He didn't arrive until 7:00 because he decided to load up 650 pounds of ice before he loaded the milkcrate. He had a big "O" ring of sweat under armpits when he arrived. Man was he surprised. We started feeding him hand shaken margarita's. That guy cannot turn down a Patron tequila with Mexican Controy margarita.
I slipped outside the shop and painted "Internet Fisherman" on the back of his tailgate. The stripper arrived and put on a great show for us. We sat down Mrbill on the milkcrate and she proceeded to give him a 20 minute lap dance. She was gorgeous. Way better than I expected. I think he and the rest of us fell in love tonight. We took turns sitting on the milkcrate getting lap dances. I pulled out a rod belt and strapped it on her. Gave her a jigging outfit and told her to jig. She had no idea what I meant, but she was very creative the jigging rod. I've never seen anybody jig like that. That jigging scene is burnt into my mind forever.
The best part was right before she left. A bet was made to her that if she could pick the milkcrate off the ground she could have the money stuffed in the rod holders. We put a 20 dollar bill in each of the 7 rod holders. When she bent over to pick up the crate the Marachi's were trying their best to do a drum roll with a trumpet. She couldn't budge the crate, but she did remove each one of the 20's in a manner that a man couldn't. A well earned tip.
Mrbill left with a great buzz and a smile on his face. I had to come home because I have a big day tomorrow. They went out drinking. I hope nobody steals the milkcrate out of his truck tonight. You guys going on the trip give him hell. If he doesn't bust a rod I'll be very disappointed. I know I said I wouldn't post on the Internet again for a while, but this was a special night. Don't bet him on anything. The guy has a way winning bets. You guys have fun and catch a lot of fish.
I called up a few friends and hired some Marachi's and a stripper. He didn't arrive until 7:00 because he decided to load up 650 pounds of ice before he loaded the milkcrate. He had a big "O" ring of sweat under armpits when he arrived. Man was he surprised. We started feeding him hand shaken margarita's. That guy cannot turn down a Patron tequila with Mexican Controy margarita.
I slipped outside the shop and painted "Internet Fisherman" on the back of his tailgate. The stripper arrived and put on a great show for us. We sat down Mrbill on the milkcrate and she proceeded to give him a 20 minute lap dance. She was gorgeous. Way better than I expected. I think he and the rest of us fell in love tonight. We took turns sitting on the milkcrate getting lap dances. I pulled out a rod belt and strapped it on her. Gave her a jigging outfit and told her to jig. She had no idea what I meant, but she was very creative the jigging rod. I've never seen anybody jig like that. That jigging scene is burnt into my mind forever.
The best part was right before she left. A bet was made to her that if she could pick the milkcrate off the ground she could have the money stuffed in the rod holders. We put a 20 dollar bill in each of the 7 rod holders. When she bent over to pick up the crate the Marachi's were trying their best to do a drum roll with a trumpet. She couldn't budge the crate, but she did remove each one of the 20's in a manner that a man couldn't. A well earned tip.
Mrbill left with a great buzz and a smile on his face. I had to come home because I have a big day tomorrow. They went out drinking. I hope nobody steals the milkcrate out of his truck tonight. You guys going on the trip give him hell. If he doesn't bust a rod I'll be very disappointed. I know I said I wouldn't post on the Internet again for a while, but this was a special night. Don't bet him on anything. The guy has a way winning bets. You guys have fun and catch a lot of fish.
