Thank God for Italians!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Snagged, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

    Thank God for Italians!

    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

    Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we have the Parthenon.'

    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, 'We have the Coliseum.'

    The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics'

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, 'But we built the Roman Empire.'

    And so on and so on... until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'Well, we invented sex!'

    The Italian replies, 'That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women'.

  2. Bret

    Bret Senior Member

    bwahh haaa haaaa!!
  3. thenewkid

    thenewkid Senior Member

    WOW, my friend just told me this joke about a week ago funny stuff