Thank God for Italians! \n\n\nA Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. \n\nOver triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we have the Parthenon.' \n\nArching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, 'We have the Coliseum.' \n\nThe Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics' \n\nThe Italian, nodding agreement, says, 'But we built the Roman Empire.' \n\nAnd so on and so on... until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'Well, we invented sex!' \n\nThe Italian replies, 'That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women'.