Snow White

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Snagged, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

    However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

    Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "Hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me?"

    A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "Hillary Clinton will be the next President."

    "Thank God!" said Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive!" ,
     
  2. MrBill

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    Snagged, I gather you are not a Hillary supporter. Will this change your mind?
     

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  4. Deep_Sea_Gull

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    One (1) Question Test.

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
    giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
    test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
    will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be
    honest, yet spontaneous.

    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
    -------------------------------------------- ------ -----------------
    THE SITUATION:

    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
    caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
    proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper,
    and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
    nearly hopeless.

    You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and
    people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
    unleashing all of its destructive fury.

    ===============================================
    THE TEST:

    Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
    trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow
    the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary
    Clinton!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her
    under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary
    Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
    documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in her
    mind, at least).




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    THE QUESTION:

    Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......




    Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
    classic simplicity of black and white?