Sniper

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Snagged, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Snagged

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    A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper
    had a method. He would yell out some insult at the
    enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One
    less insurgent! After every mission the company
    commander would ask 'How many insurgents have you shot
    today?'

    However, on this particular day when asked about the
    number killed, he reported 'Five killed and I let one
    go.' 'Let one go?' roared the company commander. 'What
    do you mean, you let one go?'

    'Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big
    insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a *****!' I
    just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!'