A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper
had a method. He would yell out some insult at the
enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One
less insurgent! After every mission the company
commander would ask 'How many insurgents have you shot
today?'
However, on this particular day when asked about the
number killed, he reported 'Five killed and I let one
go.' 'Let one go?' roared the company commander. 'What
do you mean, you let one go?'
'Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a ****!' Then this big
insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a *****!' I
just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!'
had a method. He would yell out some insult at the
enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One
less insurgent! After every mission the company
commander would ask 'How many insurgents have you shot
today?'
However, on this particular day when asked about the
number killed, he reported 'Five killed and I let one
go.' 'Let one go?' roared the company commander. 'What
do you mean, you let one go?'
'Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a ****!' Then this big
insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a *****!' I
just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!'
