[Gunsmoke]

Fishing, drinking and women all in one photo. I will place this picture in his coffin if I out live him.

Please do. While your there, place a couple of raincoats in my pocket. I could be buried next to some hot babe.

 

[Gunsmoke]

After I took the perfect picture, a woman in her mid thirty's was standing next to me. She said "That was kinda disgusting. Your friend should be ashamed of himself for staring at those young girls". .

She sure changed her mind in a hurry. If I wasn't such a loyal husband, I'd have another notch on my belt.

Did she really say that to you? As long as I have eyes, I will look. As long as I have an imagination, I will dream. It's the touching that gets you into trouble!!!