Marriage Licenses

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by SteelingHeads, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. SteelingHeads

    SteelingHeads Senior Member

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    I got this from another site and thought you Guys would get a laugh from it.
     

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  2. lordhell

    lordhell Moderator

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    HAHAHA, that's awesome!
     

  3. BFTMASTER

    BFTMASTER Senior Member

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    Should'nt say much in case the wife checks my posts, but that is too funny!
     
  4. SkeeterRonnie

    SkeeterRonnie Senior Member

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    this is no shiet.. when the wife and I went to the office to get our marraige license.. the clerks name was "joy loveless"...... we both looked at each other at the same time with big eyes....
     
  5. SoonerNDN8608

    SoonerNDN8608 Senior Member

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    Larry J is the man, I'm on the third wife, and she hates fishing too! Maybe she ought read this!
     
  6. SteelingHeads

    SteelingHeads Senior Member

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    Larry J is the man, I'm on the third wife, and she hates fishing too! Maybe she ought read this!

    I have been fortunate enough to stay on the first wife.....as crazy as that sounds, I could not afford Tuna fishing if I had gotten a second one!!!
     
  7. lucas_shane

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    FIRST = find one that loves offshore fishing as much as you.

    SECOND = make sure she works 2 TIMES more than you.

    THIRD = make sure she earns 3 TIMES ( $$$ ) more than you.

    FOURTH = put all bills (except boat) in her name

    FIFTH = quite your day job and open a lil charter business

    SIXTH ( and final) = say there is no business and then you fish everyday and all day.
     
  8. SteelingHeads

    SteelingHeads Senior Member

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    FIRST = find one that loves offshore fishing as much as you.

    SECOND = make sure she works 2 TIMES more than you.

    THIRD = make sure she earns 3 TIMES ( $$$ ) more than you.

    FOURTH = put all bills (except boat) in her name

    FIFTH = quite your day job and open a lil charter business

    SIXTH ( and final) = say there is no business and then you fish everyday and all day.

    LOL, I looked high and low, couldn't find one.....
     
  9. lucas_shane

    lucas_shane Member

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    well ive managed the FIRST one so i guess now ill have to get a second job to for the adventures....lol
     
  10. tailfisher

    tailfisher Senior Member

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    Thats pretty good, I have to show that one to my old lady tonight