Little Johnny and Obama

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Mitchw123456, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. Mitchw123456

    Mitchw123456 Senior Member

    A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6 th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different....again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

    Wait for it ........................

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
  2. Bill Fisher

    Bill Fisher Senior Member

    Twas the night before elections

    And all through the town
    Tempers were flaring
    Emotions all up and down!

    I, in my bathrobe
    With a dog in my lap
    Had cut off the TV
    Tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    And saw Obama and his boys

    They had come for my wallet
    They wanted my pay
    To give it to the others
    Who had not worked a day!

    He snatched up my money
    And quick as a flash
    Jumped back on his bandwagon
    With all of my stash

    He then rallied his henchmen
    Who were pulling his cart
    I could tell they were out
    To tear my country apart!

    'On Fannie, on Freddie,
    On Biden and Ayers!
    On Acorn, On Pelosi'
    He screamed at the pairs!

    They took off for his cause
    And as he flew out of sight
    I heard him laugh at the nation
    That wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think
    On this one final note-