Hunting Trip

Discussion in 'HUNTING' started by jig, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. jig

    jig Senior Member

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    Jack and his buddies were discussing an upcoming hunting trip.

    Unfortunately, Jack had to tell them that he couldn't go
    this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot
    of teasing and name calling, Jack headed home, depressed.

    Later on when Jack's buddies arrived at the hunting camp, they
    were shocked to see Jack. He was already there with a cold
    beer in hand, burgers cooking on the grill, gun cleaned and
    loaded, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your
    missus into letting you come, Jack?"

    "I didn't have to," Jack replied. "When I left
    you guys, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
    brew to drown my sorrows. Then Bernice snuck up behind me,
    covered my eyes, and said, "Surprise.'"
    "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there
    in a beautiful see-through nightie and said, 'Carry me
    into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever
    you want!'"

    "So, here I am!"
     
  2. chf1949

    chf1949 Senior Member

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  3. SkeeterRonnie

    SkeeterRonnie Senior Member

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    LOL!!!

    are you sure that wasnt GUNSMOKE ?!?!?!?! LOL!!
     
  4. Billiam

    Billiam Moderator

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    Sounds like a true story. ;)