You're one step closer to going to hell. You haven't seen a confessional in many years. (I'm also guilty) If you ever do, the priest will be kneeling there for days listening to your sins. (If you even told half of them) Your penance would be in the Guinness book of world records. I would recommend to the Priest that you not be able to hunt or fish for a year.
Your mother would freak out if she saw this post. Thank God she doesn't know how to use a computer. Wish her a Happy Mother's Day for me. God help her for having you as a son.