Father/Daughter talk

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Bill Fisher, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. Bill Fisher

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    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs; in other words, redistribution of wealth.

    She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

    One day, she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich, and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professor had to be the truth, and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

    Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends either because she spent all her time studying.

    Her father listened, then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

    She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

    Her father asked her, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend Audrey, who only has a 2.0? That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

    The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea! How would that be fair? I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work. And she's done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

    The father slowly smiled and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
     
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  2. Grescobia

    Grescobia Senior Member

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    I could have spent several hours trying to explain the difference between both liberal /conservative political parties and it was explained very well in just a few paragraphs.
     

  3. Bill Fisher

    Bill Fisher Senior Member

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    it doesn't really belong in the joke forum does it
     
  4. BretABaker

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    haha, thats a good analogy. it should be a aprt of the lame handouts you get on your first day at college.
     
  5. fonz

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  6. Ragman

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    green for ya' BF! Excellent analogy!
     
  7. crazyjigr

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    democrats w 4.0's still dont get it do they
     
  8. Snagged

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    Is it me or are most of the fishermen I know conservative?
     
  9. Deep_Sea_Gull

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    You ain't looking at the sparkplug chunkers when you make that observation Snagged!
     
  10. Snagged

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    They neither think or vote.
     
  11. Bret

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    You ain't looking at the sparkplug chunkers when you make that observation Snagged!

    Dangit Tony.. I about choked on my softdrink when I read that. You too funny!!

    That is a good analogy though...
     
  12. Deep_Sea_Gull

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    Dummycrats! I'm happy to provide a smile, snicker or a well deserved laugh...