Knowing Fred as I do, for that kind of money, he would perform the same services on a rogue bull elephant.
You know, guys, a few years ago, I actually got offered a lot of money for sperm donation. An outfit here in Austin was looking for specimens for extremely wealthy women. To qualify, you had to have extremely high intelligence, heavy muscle mass, and you had to look very much like Paul Newman. I qualified on all these counts as evidenced by photographs, my IQ results, U.T. transcript, and the Minnisota Multiphasic Personality Inventory examination. They offered me $100,000. per vial--not so much as El Chingon, admittedly, but that was when a hundred grand was considered a lot of money. It did not work out, however, because the openings in the vials they provided were too small.