"El Chingon"

Discussion in 'HUNTING' started by Gunsmoke, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. Gunsmoke

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    The deer in the attached two pictures is alive and making the owner a lot of money. He resides on the Porterfield ranch in Zapata county, Texas. He is nicknamed "El Chingon" His semen is going for $285,000.00 a vial. For those non speaking Spanish people, Chingon a Mexican slang word for "badass".
     

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  2. jt2hunt

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    i might take a shot at that one if it passed by my stand. on second thought, might want to give it another year!
     

  3. STx Fisherman

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    It's kinda sad to say that if I ever see that buck walking down the sendero...

    I would rather walk up to it to see if I could coax him into filling a vial for me rather than shooting him.

    Muy Chingon indeed !!
     
  4. gimmedeal

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    STx, I just gotta ask. Just exactly what did you have in mind to coax a vial out of him? Put a wig on?

    Fred
     
  5. Bret

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    STx, I just gotta ask. Just exactly what did you have in mind to coax a vial out of him? Put a wig on?

    Fred

    I can see it now........ Richard with a wig and a handful of protein pellets in one hand and a vial in the other.... That is one Chingon buck.. its amazing what breeders can do in a controlled environment...
     
  6. txseadog

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    Amazing specimen (pun indeeded).

    What would he score - 230-240 non-typical?
     
  7. STx Fisherman

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    lol....I don't think a wig would do it for El Chingon. I was thinking about showing him the centerfold from Playbuck magazine.
     
  8. shanker

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    I dont know, but for 285,000 a vial, I would jack that deer off rather than killing him.
     
  9. Bret

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    I dont know, but for 285,000 a vial, I would jack that deer off rather than killing him.

    Shanker,, thats funny!!! but true...
     
  10. MrBill

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    Getting the semen out of "El Chingon".
     

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  11. gimmedeal

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    I dont know, but for 285,000 a vial, I would jack that deer off rather than killing him.

    Shanker, for a quarter mill a session, I'd do the same. Let's see, two vials for the 35 Cabo, 4 for the one a man oughta have. Yeah, we'd get friendly enough he'd be followin' me around.

    Fred
     
  12. SkeeterRonnie

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    Guess they need to put El Chingon in the arena instead of the donkey at "Boy's Town".. LOL!!!!
     
  13. Uncle Russ

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    Knowing Fred as I do, for that kind of money, he would perform the same services on a rogue bull elephant.

    You know, guys, a few years ago, I actually got offered a lot of money for sperm donation. An outfit here in Austin was looking for specimens for extremely wealthy women. To qualify, you had to have extremely high intelligence, heavy muscle mass, and you had to look very much like Paul Newman. I qualified on all these counts as evidenced by photographs, my IQ results, U.T. transcript, and the Minnisota Multiphasic Personality Inventory examination. They offered me $100,000. per vial--not so much as El Chingon, admittedly, but that was when a hundred grand was considered a lot of money. It did not work out, however, because the openings in the vials they provided were too small.

    Russ
     
  14. STx Fisherman

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    Be careful Russ....Fred will recommend that you empty into a rogue elephant rather than one of those small vials.

    This thread has definintely been "JACKED". :D
     
  15. Gunsmoke

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    I never would have thought that when I started this thread that it would have gone this direction. Some of you guys need to dip your stick where it supposed to go before it falls off.

    You know the old saying. "Use it or loose it". It's possible someone here might become the new President of the Dead Pecker Club.!!!!!!!!!!

    Uncle Russ, I sold some of my premium stuff in high school. I got 50 bucks a pop. To me it was good party money. I just wonder if some of you guys are the result of me visiting the sperm bank.:D
     
  16. Bret

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    Dang, this thread has gone downhill a bit... buts its pretty darn funny!!!!!

    So is anyone going hunting this weekend???
     
  17. Uncle Russ

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    Gunsmoke: I can pretty much assure you that you weren't responsible for me, unless you were in school while Hitler was still goose-stepping around Europe. And while I'm not quite dead yet, I won't claim that Viagra doesn't do me any good, either--if I take 3 or 4 doses at a time, I can elevate enough to keep from whizzing on my own shoes.

    Russ
     
  18. STx Fisherman

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    Bret...

    I set up my game cam tonight....plenty of corn is there and the feeder is pumping it out twice a day. There are signs that the hogs are going wild. I can't wait to get my first pics. If I see El Chingon's brother on one of the pics....I'm getting some netting material, some semen straws, liquid nitrogen, rubber gloves and a World Cat 330TE. :D

    (I had to bring this thread back to fishing/hunting)
     
  19. MrBill

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    "El Chorizo"
     

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  20. STx Fisherman

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    Uh oh....I don't think I want to get el Chorizo.....lol