Don't laugh....your day is coming!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Snagged, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    Don't laugh....your day is coming!
     

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  2. Uncle Russ

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    Jerry: You are still a young man--it's when you distinctly hear the mailbox asking for your order--like Uncle Russ does--that it starts getting really wierd.

    Russ
     

  3. Bill Fisher

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    With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

    When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet!"

    A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet!"

    Finally they ask, "When can we see the baby?"

    And the mother says, "When the baby cries!"

    "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"..............


    The 65 year old mother says, "Because I forgot where I put it!"
     
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  5. NEMO

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    It's going to be OK Jerry. It don't get any better.