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The other night I was invited out for a night with "The Boys" and I told my wife that I would be home by midnight - "promise!"..... Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy............

At around 3 a.m.,........ drunk as a skunk,........ I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times....... I was really proud of myself, having a quick and witty solution,( even tho I was smashed), i figgered i'd escaped a possible conflict...............

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock...... She didn't seem disturbed at all....... (Whew! Got away with that one!)

Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock...... When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh!t," cuckooed 4 more times,.... cleared it's throat,..... cuckooed another 3 times,..... giggled,....., cuckooed 2 more times,.... then pharted."

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That's too funny.
 
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