COYOTE HUNTING AND YOUR GOVERNMENT

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by TS18997, Dec 3, 2011.

  1. TS18997

    TS18997 Senior Member

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    The old fellow in the big cowboy hat got a standing ovation

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    The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,

    "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't ****in' our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"

    The meeting never really got back to order.
     
  2. fishingeek

    fishingeek Senior Member

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    Wise man.....I would like to see someone like him in place of most of the a-holes who hold a political office.
     

  3. surfmonster

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    viva la common sense))

    Ranchers all over southern states have this problem, which my crew is happy to help them with. We fly out to Texas once a year and go on a hunting spree for a week... 24 hrs a day with small breaks for food and sleep...Ranchers save time money on not having to do it themsleves, plus make a little extra... We get to enjoy the hunt, while actually helping them...Everybody wins...
     
  4. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    I love it!
    give those agencies a sign...the dumb a$$e$ in OKC are catching ferral house cats & doing the same thing, fixin them & releasing them***???***...you can't fix stupid. I like the komarants being protected also. not a native bird to n. america, there are millions of them, each one eats their weight in fish daily. It is a $500 fine if caught shooting one ... next thing you know the cane toad & the walking catfish will get federal protection.
     
  5. TPG

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    "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't ****in' our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"


    He must be a kiwi.
     
  6. TPG

    TPG Senior Member

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    viva la common sense))

    Ranchers all over southern states have this problem, which my crew is happy to help them with. We fly out to Texas once a year and go on a hunting spree for a week... 24 hrs a day with small breaks for food and sleep...Ranchers save time money on not having to do it themsleves, plus make a little extra... We get to enjoy the hunt, while actually helping them...Everybody wins...

    You're right, ranchers do have a huge problem, non-indigenous grazing animals that destroy huge swaths of land.
     
  7. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    be glad the grass eating non indigenous animals provide meat for billions of people. image the health of our fishing resources if they didn't...
     
  8. TPG

    TPG Senior Member

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    be glad the grass eating non indigenous animals provide meat for billions of people. image the health of our fishing resources if they didn't...

    maybe you missed the sword video i posted? you should watch it. the 'health of our fishing resources' are far worse than you know.

    and 'billions' don't eat nz's favorite sex toy.
     
  9. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    I saw the video...disgusting!!!. I understand & know the danger the industry is in...I was referring to all the grazers...they all can overgraze if allowed to. your sex toys are swallowed by more folks than you realize.:eek:
     
  10. TPG

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    I saw the video...disgusting!!!. I understand & know the danger the industry is in...I was referring to all the grazers...they all can overgraze if allowed to. your sex toys are swallowed by more folks than you realize.:eek:

    "your"?
    Sorry, im half aussie, not sheep ****er you goddamn seppo. ;)
     
  11. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    That's friggin hillarious! glad you caught the joke:D
     
  12. TPG

    TPG Senior Member

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    That's friggin hillarious! glad you caught the joke:D

    So what do you jig in Oklahoma? 'migrant workers'? :D
     
  13. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    coyotes!!! they put up a great fight. we just castrate em & cut em loose. C&R is the politically correct thing to do.:D
     
  14. Bull

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    komarants Suck.

    I live on a 20 acre lake and they cleaned out the fish in about a week..... A Flock Showed up everyday last autumn and I just watched them dive and gulp up everything in the lake with fins. I would of loved to of plunked them with my .22.
     
  15. VaRandy

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    For the few really affected by the coyotes that don't know the answer, it is big treble hooks baited and hung 7 foot high off tree branches. Not pretty but damned effective. Or you can let your govt solve the problem.
     
  16. TPG

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    For the few really affected by the coyotes that don't know the answer, it is big treble hooks baited and hung 7 foot high off tree branches. Not pretty but damned effective. Or you can let your govt solve the problem.

    I'd prefer those affected to just shoot themselves.
    But thats just me.
     
  17. egluck

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    viva la common sense))

    . We get to enjoy the hunt, while actually helping them...Everybody wins...

    Tell that to the coyotes! :p
     
  18. kyellier

    kyellier Senior Member

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    Like I said earlier...you can't fix stupid....here's your sign
     
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    chicken legs soaked in antifreeze works too...