Bear Huntin'

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Bill Fisher, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. Bill Fisher

    Bill Fisher Senior Member

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    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for
    some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile
    when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

    A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
    A "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
    thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly
    bear.

    As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
    up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
    reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's
    grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and
    two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the third tenderly
    placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
    my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
    Activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
    guy?"

    "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven
    and has access to all wisdom."

    "Well," the other logger said, "He may have access to all wisdom but he sure
    don't know anything about bear hunting. Is the bait holding up, or do we
    need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
     
  2. Mitchw123456

    Mitchw123456 Senior Member

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    hah thats good stuff there
     

  3. crazyjigr

    crazyjigr Senior Member

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    I didn't believe that bears would even eat democrats, must have been slim pickens on the bait.
     
  4. d-a

    d-a Senior Member

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    I didn't believe that bears would even eat democrats, must have been slim pickens on the bait.

    Bears must have a tase for sh!t:)


    d-a
     
  5. Uncle Russ

    Uncle Russ Senior Member

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    One (among thousands) of funny things about California is the unintended consequences of the well-meaning animal lovers out there. Like the oh-so-liberal folks in Colorado, they are not satisfied with pursuing those activities most harmful to the critters--small things like building 20,000 square foot houses, ski-lifts, and golf courses right in the middle of their habitat--but then they support bans on hunting which allows the prey species, in the absence of predation, to overpopulate their remaining, shrinking habitat and thus die of starvation. In California, the libs actually went to the extent of recommending birth control injections or pills for the deer. They have been so protective of the mountain lion population that now the lions are starting to eat them right along their carefully-manicured running trails. Now all my relatives and friends tell me that, as a Christian, I am not supposed to rejoice at anyone's being eaten alive. So I will just say that it serves them right to have about $500.00 worth of Lycra and Spandex ruined and I do have to hoot with laughter when old Mr. Puma munches down on one of their carefully groomed poodles.

    As the Bible says: "Let those who would live beyond the Western Mountains by the sea be plagued with fire and with shaking of the earth, and with great slides of mud and volcanoes." I forget what book that is in.

    Russ