BE VERY VERY CARFUL BOYS

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by DANTE25, Nov 24, 2009.

  1. DANTE25

    DANTE25 Senior Member

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    A 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers.


    This one caught me by surprise.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it
    couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your car, They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.

    On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.



    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
     
  2. saqa

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    I gota pinch this one
     

  3. hatidua

    hatidua Senior Member

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    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
    :D
     
  4. wadefisherman

    wadefisherman Tuna Club Member

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    Hey dude, I want to have my wallet stolen too :) Which home depot you refered to?
     
  5. DANTE25

    DANTE25 Senior Member

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    I KNOW MY WIFE KEEPS ASKING ME WHY I GO THERE SO MUCH AND COME HOME WITH NO WALLET, I TELL HER I BOUGHT A LOT OF STOCK IN HOME DEPOT AND WANT TO CHECK OUT MY INVESTMENTS
     
  6. TS18997

    TS18997 Senior Member

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    You'd think a guy would wise up after the 6th or 7th time...
     
  7. jaredchasteen

    jaredchasteen Senior Member

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    You'd think a guy would wise up after the 6th or 7th time...

    Thats why he got it stolen twice in one day.;)
     
  8. wadefisherman

    wadefisherman Tuna Club Member

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    Be careful with cheap empty wallet. They may yell out that you harrass or rape them :)
     
  9. Anuvat

    Anuvat Senior Member

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    That's a real knee slapper:p :p :p
     
  10. parapapam

    parapapam Senior Member

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    Damm!!! I went to Ace Hardware instead of Home Depost.

    Can you believe too fat guys with plumber cracks got into my back seat. I had to buy a crow bar to get them out. It cost me all the money in my wallet, but I kept my wallet.

    Shoulda gone to Home Depost.....

    Mike
     
  11. Enoch

    Enoch Senior Member

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    Dante, you are one funny dude

    :D
     
  12. captdeej

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  13. bigscrnman

    bigscrnman Senior Member

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    Dante- you got pics of the perps?
     
  14. DANTE25

    DANTE25 Senior Member

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    yea here they are


    Dante- you got pics of the perps?
     

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  15. chf1949

    chf1949 Senior Member

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    I'm sure they are also the primary cause of boating accidents.
     
  16. gman

    gman Senior Member

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    OK OK you busted my elaborate scam to take all your wallets, I give up. I will repay you all your money, I will make a public apology, I will give you the names of my bosses, I will make a donation to Home Depots charity of choice

    BUT I will NOT give up my girls pictured above. They stay with me
     
  17. bigscrnman

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    HMMMM-I live close enough to mexico to get a truckload of leather wallets cheap!!!! Send the perps to texas and we will facilitate a long term rehab program....of course these things can take time and there very well could be relapses along the way.....could take years!?!?!?