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A 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers.


This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your car, They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they remove all of their clothes and start making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your pants and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.



P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
 

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I KNOW MY WIFE KEEPS ASKING ME WHY I GO THERE SO MUCH AND COME HOME WITH NO WALLET, I TELL HER I BOUGHT A LOT OF STOCK IN HOME DEPOT AND WANT TO CHECK OUT MY INVESTMENTS
 

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Damm!!! I went to Ace Hardware instead of Home Depost.

Can you believe too fat guys with plumber cracks got into my back seat. I had to buy a crow bar to get them out. It cost me all the money in my wallet, but I kept my wallet.

Shoulda gone to Home Depost.....

Mike
 

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OK OK you busted my elaborate scam to take all your wallets, I give up. I will repay you all your money, I will make a public apology, I will give you the names of my bosses, I will make a donation to Home Depots charity of choice

BUT I will NOT give up my girls pictured above. They stay with me
 

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HMMMM-I live close enough to mexico to get a truckload of leather wallets cheap!!!! Send the perps to texas and we will facilitate a long term rehab program....of course these things can take time and there very well could be relapses along the way.....could take years!?!?!?
 
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