Hi Guys,
It has been awhile since our last gathering.
What do you say if we get together this weekend at [email protected]?
It has been awhile since our last gathering.
What do you say if we get together this weekend at [email protected]?
Bass Pro Shop get together
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would love to be there, but will be in Cancun with anxiety of a possible Hurricane blasting us.. stupid me didnt buy trip insurance... so we go or lose the money! 
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Bret- depending on these tropical storm/hurricanes- we BOTH may be able to attend.... it aint loooking too good for Cancun right now!
The South Texas Boys are headed to Cabela's in Buda. Cabela's sent out a cash card in the mail. If you spend 500 bucks, you get a 150 dollar gift card. That's 30% off. Looks like a couple of accurate boss's will be purchased. I'm a sucker for the fine gun room up there. They have some really nice guns.
I bet me and Mrbill have more fun than you guys!!!!!! I spent over 2 hours this morning packing the coolers with a variety of adult beverages. I'm very excited. I hired a teenage neighbor to drive us so we can have some beverages on the road. When I told the teenager that he has to listen to our music, he demanded another 25 bucks. Who knows where we will end up tonight. Probably 6th street in Austin. Both wives are out of town.
I bet me and Mrbill have more fun than you guys!!!!!!
I spent over 2 hours this morning packing the coolers with a variety of adult beverages. I'm very excited. I hired a teenage neighbor to drive us so we can have some beverages on the road. When I told the teenager that he has to listen to our music, he demanded another 25 bucks. Who knows where we will end up tonight. Probably 6th street in Austin. Both wives are out of town.
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That is great!!! Have fun. There has to be a developing story somewhere! Fill us in when you get back.
The South Texas Boys are headed to Cabela's in Buda. Cabela's sent out a cash card in the mail. If you spend 500 bucks, you get a 150 dollar gift card. That's 30% off. Looks like a couple of accurate boss's will be purchased. I'm a sucker for the fine gun room up there. They have some really nice guns.
I bet me and Mrbill have more fun than you guys!!!!!! I spent over 2 hours this morning packing the coolers with a variety of adult beverages. I'm very excited. I hired a teenage neighbor to drive us so we can have some beverages on the road. When I told the teenager that he has to listen to our music, he demanded another 25 bucks. Who knows where we will end up tonight. Probably 6th street in Austin. Both wives are out of town.
The South Texas Boys are headed to Cabela's in Buda. Cabela's sent out a cash card in the mail. If you spend 500 bucks, you get a 150 dollar gift card. That's 30% off. Looks like a couple of accurate boss's will be purchased. I'm a sucker for the fine gun room up there. They have some really nice guns.
I bet me and Mrbill have more fun than you guys!!!!!!
I spent over 2 hours this morning packing the coolers with a variety of adult beverages. I'm very excited. I hired a teenage neighbor to drive us so we can have some beverages on the road. When I told the teenager that he has to listen to our music, he demanded another 25 bucks. Who knows where we will end up tonight. Probably 6th street in Austin. Both wives are out of town.
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Hey TJ, Ill try to see you guys there around 3. Looking forward to meeting everyone! -Tony
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Tom, don't worry. I'll be there this time.....
I cant wait to talk tunaaaaa.
-Brian
I cant wait to talk tunaaaaa.
-Brian
We had a few twists yesterday. I started off with four adults and one teenager driver. After picking up everybody, I called up Cabela's to find out they don't stock Accurates at the Buda location. I instructed the driver to head south on IH35 and aim for Mexico. He called up his Mom and she told him to return.
All of us jumped on the bandwagon to give that spoiled little turd some much need advise about life and being a wuss. His mother is a widow trying her best to raise her son. My wife and her are good friends and I've been asked over and over to take him on fishing and hunting trips to expose him to the great outdoors. He's such a nerd that I just haven't done it. He never comes outside and sits next the computer all day and night. I've told my wife time and time again that there is no way that boy could handle a weekend with me without his shrink. I was just trying to get the boy exposed to being with some normal male adults for a day trip. If he had been even half way normal, I'd probably take him one weekend. Not now. Any normal 17 year old guy would have jumped at a Mexico run with us. He just doesn't have it in him to be a outdoorsman.
When we dropped him off, I had a little talk with his Mom. I was probably a little hard on her. I'm sure I'll catch H-E-L-L next week. The Mom caught me staring down her blouse a couple of times. She is well gifted upstairs and being a normal guy I just couldn't help taking an occasional peek. To be honest, you shouldn't open the door if your not properly buttoned up and not wearing a bra. That's just not fair to us guys.
We needed a driver. I called up an ex-employee and he agreed to drive us. He used to be a serious alcoholic but has been sober for years. I called a friend that has a ranch near Carrizo Springs. He invited us to come shoot some of new toys. WOW. This guy is a gun ho. We drank and shot for hours. He is a lot of fun. He and his 19 year old son joined us on our adventure to Mexico.
What a crew. An ex-alcoholic driver with five pretty drunk passengers and a 19 year old that was very horny and drinking like a fish. We had a great time. Every time we pulled over to mix another drink the driver would take out his "6 Year AA" coin and hold it to our face. He did it with a smile and told us some great drinking stories. He told me that he must be cured. After driving us for 16 hours he never craved a drink. Good for him. After dropping us off a 3AM this morning, I gave him a great tip. Hope you guys have as much fun at your Pro Bass meeting in Dallas as we did yesterday. Life is good. Nothing better than a road trip with a bunch of friends to blow off some steam.
Here's one for all us normal guys. You might be a ******* if you get caught looking at your neighbors brains while telling her how to loosen up with her teenage son.
I instructed the driver to head south on IH35 and aim for Mexico. He called up his Mom and she told him to return. All of us jumped on the bandwagon to give that spoiled little turd some much need advise about life and being a wuss. His mother is a widow trying her best to raise her son. My wife and her are good friends and I've been asked over and over to take him on fishing and hunting trips to expose him to the great outdoors. He's such a nerd that I just haven't done it. He never comes outside and sits next the computer all day and night. I've told my wife time and time again that there is no way that boy could handle a weekend with me without his shrink.
I was just trying to get the boy exposed to being with some normal male adults for a day trip. If he had been even half way normal, I'd probably take him one weekend. Not now. Any normal 17 year old guy would have jumped at a Mexico run with us. He just doesn't have it in him to be a outdoorsman. When we dropped him off, I had a little talk with his Mom. I was probably a little hard on her. I'm sure I'll catch H-E-L-L next week. The Mom caught me staring down her blouse a couple of times. She is well gifted upstairs and being a normal guy I just couldn't help taking an occasional peek.
To be honest, you shouldn't open the door if your not properly buttoned up and not wearing a bra. That's just not fair to us guys. We needed a driver. I called up an ex-employee and he agreed to drive us. He used to be a serious alcoholic but has been sober for years. I called a friend that has a ranch near Carrizo Springs. He invited us to come shoot some of new toys. WOW. This guy is a gun ho. We drank and shot for hours. He is a lot of fun.
He and his 19 year old son joined us on our adventure to Mexico. What a crew. An ex-alcoholic driver with five pretty drunk passengers and a 19 year old that was very horny and drinking like a fish. We had a great time. Every time we pulled over to mix another drink the driver would take out his "6 Year AA" coin and hold it to our face. He did it with a smile and told us some great drinking stories.
He told me that he must be cured. After driving us for 16 hours he never craved a drink. Good for him. After dropping us off a 3AM this morning, I gave him a great tip. Hope you guys have as much fun at your Pro Bass meeting in Dallas as we did yesterday. Life is good. Nothing better than a road trip with a bunch of friends to blow off some steam.Here's one for all us normal guys. You might be a ******* if you get caught looking at your neighbors brains while telling her how to loosen up with her teenage son.
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I was just trying to get the boy exposed to being with some normal male adults for a day trip. The Mom caught me staring down her blouse a couple of times. She is well gifted upstairs...not properly buttoned up and not wearing a bra. Life is good.
I consider this "normal".
I consider this "normal".
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I consider this "normal".
Nothing normal with that group. I had the worst hangover in years today. I slept almost all day. I learned one thing. Never take a bet that you can drink a bottle of "El Presidente" after you've been drinking all day. Man, that stuff is nasty. Definitely not worth a couple hundred bucks.
I might make one suggestion. Next time wear dark sunglasses when you decide to STARE at your neighbor's brains. You never looked her in the eye once from what we saw sitting in the suburban. I'm surprised you didn't hear us laughing. Your going to hear something about that episode in the very near future. Good luck. I'm going to plead the 5th.
I really liked your ranching buddy. What a hoot. I felt like I was watching a western movie when he would draw his pistol's and pop those watermelons. If we sent that guy to Iraq he would be the last man standing. I'm not sure if I can handle many more trips like that. I'm still feeling bad.
I went down late this afternoon to Central Market. I could smell them roasting those hatch peppers from my house. They were having their annual Chile Hatch Pepper cook off. I had horrible heartburn all morning. Now I feel like I'm going to explode. I ate a hot pepper hatch hamburger, a hot hatch sausage wrap, hatch Chile dip, hatch Chile snapper, and everything hatch they were cooking. I'm on my sixth Zantac 150 right now.
Nothing normal with that group. I had the worst hangover in years today. I slept almost all day. I learned one thing. Never take a bet that you can drink a bottle of "El Presidente" after you've been drinking all day. Man, that stuff is nasty. Definitely not worth a couple hundred bucks.
I might make one suggestion. Next time wear dark sunglasses when you decide to STARE at your neighbor's brains. You never looked her in the eye once from what we saw sitting in the suburban. I'm surprised you didn't hear us laughing. Your going to hear something about that episode in the very near future.
Good luck. I'm going to plead the 5th.I really liked your ranching buddy. What a hoot. I felt like I was watching a western movie when he would draw his pistol's and pop those watermelons. If we sent that guy to Iraq he would be the last man standing. I'm not sure if I can handle many more trips like that. I'm still feeling bad.
I went down late this afternoon to Central Market. I could smell them roasting those hatch peppers from my house. They were having their annual Chile Hatch Pepper cook off. I had horrible heartburn all morning. Now I feel like I'm going to explode. I ate a hot pepper hatch hamburger, a hot hatch sausage wrap, hatch Chile dip, hatch Chile snapper, and everything hatch they were cooking. I'm on my sixth Zantac 150 right now.
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Well, in comparison, our stupid little piss-ant trip to BPS
was fun.
Tj brought some rods. Got to pull on the 7' pop/spinner.
very nice. loads up fast, lots of backbone left @ 20# drag
I was gonna buy one, but Bao brought a 665 Accurate that
I was digging pretty bad.......
Bit by the Tackle-ho bug once again. Didn't even need that reel.
sure was fun hangin w/ you guys.
Bellyups, Bert, good to finally meet you and put a face to the
screeen-name.
Pope, if you wanna go snakin', give me about a 2 day window,
I would love to go! Still lookin for a hognose! Oh, keep me informed if
you need a crew member on the S.S. gravytrain! LoL!!!
tight lines all!
-Brian
was fun.
Tj brought some rods. Got to pull on the 7' pop/spinner.
very nice. loads up fast, lots of backbone left @ 20# drag
I was gonna buy one, but Bao brought a 665 Accurate that
I was digging pretty bad.......
Bit by the Tackle-ho bug once again. Didn't even need that reel.
sure was fun hangin w/ you guys.
Bellyups, Bert, good to finally meet you and put a face to the
screeen-name.
Pope, if you wanna go snakin', give me about a 2 day window,
I would love to go! Still lookin for a hognose! Oh, keep me informed if
you need a crew member on the S.S. gravytrain! LoL!!!
tight lines all!
-Brian
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