Another $300 gone from my fishing budget

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by Snagged, May 6, 2008.

  1. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    2008 Tax Code ......

    The only thing that the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed yet is the male *****.

    This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

    HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the ***** will be taxed according to size:

    The brackets are as follows:

    10 - 12'' Luxury Tax $300.00
    8 - 10'' Pole Tax $250.00
    5 - 8'' Privilege Tax $150.00
    3 - 5'' Nuisance Tax $30.00

    Males exceeding
    12'' must file capital gains.

    Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a tax refund.

    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
     
  2. Uncle Russ

    Uncle Russ Senior Member

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    Snagged: In that regard, I just received word from IRS that after having been measured, I qualify for a tax credit for the working poor!

    Russ
     

  3. lite-liner

    lite-liner troll enforcement Staff Member

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    well at least I'm payin luxury tax on something,but like all luxury items
    it just sits around collecting dust most of the time anyway!
     
  4. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    well at least I'm payin luxury tax on something,but like all luxury items
    it just sits around collecting dust most of the time anyway!
    Your girlfriend said you got a refund! :D
     
  5. Uncle Russ

    Uncle Russ Senior Member

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    She told me that either his taxable item or his refund should have been larger.
     
  6. lite-liner

    lite-liner troll enforcement Staff Member

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    true, I may be "stretching" the truth a little. but she told me she thought
    you were dead until you farted on her!
     
  7. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    Brian,
    It's inches, not millimeters. :D
     
  8. lite-liner

    lite-liner troll enforcement Staff Member

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    Brian,
    It's inches, not millimeters. :D
    Ya man, I feel for ya. you must have been heartbroken once you re-read it
    see you in Nov!
    -B
     
  9. Snagged

    Snagged Senior Member

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    Ya man, I feel for ya. you must have been heartbroken once you re-read it
    see you in Nov!
    -B
    Yep, I've got to pay their bleeping tax!
     
  10. Uncle Russ

    Uncle Russ Senior Member

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    Good one, lite-liner. I can't top that one. :)

    Russ