A Visit to Home Depot

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by jpgrfan, Apr 6, 2018.

  1. jpgrfan

    jpgrfan Active Member

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    A Visit to Home Depot

    While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.

    While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

    The Manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000".

    Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy.

    The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the back room to get one. From the back room the Manager
    yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

    Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

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