3 Things to think About

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Things' started by MrBill, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. MrBill

    MrBill Senior Member

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    Three Things to think about!


    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution and
    3. The Ten Commandments

    Cows
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
    can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
    stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her
    calves to,their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
    aliens
    wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    The Constitution
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
    just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
    worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    The Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
    courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
    Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
    lawyers,
    judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment
     
  2. txseadog

    txseadog Moderator

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    Sad but true ;-(