Thank God for Italians!

Snagged · 03-21-2008, 08:58 AM

Thank God for Italians!

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we have the Parthenon.'

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, 'We have the Coliseum.'

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics'

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, 'But we built the Roman Empire.'

And so on and so on... until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'Well, we invented sex!'

The Italian replies, 'That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women'.

jaredchasteen · 03-21-2008, 09:08 AM

ROTFLMAO

Bret · 03-21-2008, 09:15 AM

bwahh haaa haaaa!!

BretABaker · 03-21-2008, 09:18 AM

hhahahahaha

thenewkid · 03-21-2008, 09:31 AM

WOW, my friend just told me this joke about a week ago funny stuff
LoLoLoL

03-21-2008, 08:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Snagged Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,005	Thank God for Italians! Thank God for Italians! A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we have the Parthenon.' Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, 'We have the Coliseum.' The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics' The Italian, nodding agreement, says, 'But we built the Roman Empire.' And so on and so on... until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'Well, we invented sex!' The Italian replies, 'That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women'. __________________ Jerry Uh oh, Snagged again!

03-21-2008, 09:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
thenewkid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ct Posts: 235	WOW, my friend just told me this joke about a week ago funny stuff LoLoLoL __________________ ~Tony~ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

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Bret Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: DFW Posts: 1,057	bwahh haaa haaaa!!

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