Another $300 gone from my fishing budget

[Snagged]

2008 Tax Code ......

The only thing that the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed yet is the male *****.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the ***** will be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12'' Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10'' Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8'' Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5'' Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding
12'' must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

[Uncle Russ]

Snagged: In that regard, I just received word from IRS that after having been measured, I qualify for a tax credit for the working poor!

Russ

[lite-liner]

well at least I'm payin luxury tax on something,but like all luxury items
it just sits around collecting dust most of the time anyway!

[Snagged]

Originally Posted by lite-liner

well at least I'm payin luxury tax on something,but like all luxury items
it just sits around collecting dust most of the time anyway!

Your girlfriend said you got a refund!

[Uncle Russ]

She told me that either his taxable item or his refund should have been larger.

[lite-liner]

true, I may be "stretching" the truth a little. but she told me she thought
you were dead until you farted on her!

[Snagged]

Brian,
It's inches, not millimeters.

[lite-liner]

Originally Posted by Snagged

Brian,
It's inches, not millimeters.

Ya man, I feel for ya. you must have been heartbroken once you re-read it
see you in Nov!
-B

[Snagged]

Originally Posted by lite-liner

Ya man, I feel for ya. you must have been heartbroken once you re-read it
see you in Nov!
-B

Yep, I've got to pay their bleeping tax!

[Uncle Russ]

Good one, lite-liner. I can't top that one.

Russ