You might be a Redneck if:

[Gunsmoke]

After seeing that guy if a 14' skiff with a 208 pound slob, I started laughing.

It got me to thinking. Why not start a new thread about stupid fishing quotes.
I'll start with the first one. This is an easy one as the picture tells it all. You don't have to have a picture of your Jeff Foxworthy fishing red neck joke, but feel free to do so.

You might be a Redneck if:

Your tackle is worth more than your boat.

[Gunsmoke]

You might be a redneck if:



You'd rather hunch a fish than a woman!!!!

[Gunsmoke]

You might be a redneck if:


You miss the freaking channel!!!!

[Gunsmoke]

You might be a redneck if:


You cruise around in a rum boat with topless deckhands!!!!

[Gunsmoke]

You might be a redneck if:

You use your thumb for bait!!!!!!!!

[Gunsmoke]

You might be a redneck if:

Your 200 miles offshore and have to call someone to bring the tackle you left on the dock!!!!!!!!!

[txseadog]

I'll play.

You might be a redneck if you have to take on 2 300 fuel bladders just to haul your tackle.

[MrBill]

Here's a good one.

You might be a redneck if you spend 800 dollars building a 220 pound milkcrate that you have never used.

[MrBill]

How about this:

You might be a redneck if you hire a gorgeous girl wearing a Tiny Winnie Bikini to look out for shrimp boats on the horizon and then make her dance for free shrimp.

[STx Fisherman]

lol.....that thong bikini is so small....
you may have to get in close to be able to see it....