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Glad to see you have a sense of humor Etan. Sometimes pain is a good thing.
One time in high school, this one guy was messing with a girl I liked. We were both on the football team and he was always late getting to the field house to get his uniform on for practice. So, I filled his jock strap up with a hand full of analgesic gold bond. It's like a magnum Ben Gay creme.
It didn't hit him until he ran onto the practice field. The coach didn't allow any complaining. His face turned red and after about 20 minutes of severe pain, he passed out. He ended up with blisters on his scrotum.
He got me back later at a party. I wasn't very experienced with drinking and found myself passed out in a shower. At some point when I was sleeping in the shower, he squeezed a whole tube of Crest toothpaste up my brown eye.
I was in pain for about two weeks. Toothpaste is meant for your mouth. To this day, I will not use Crest.
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