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the first order of business was to teach the kids how to properly pee and poop in the woods. for the boys, taking a whiz is easy. hey, we're guys! the world is our urinal. for the girls, they have to squat, do their business, and then shake their bottoms to air dry their butts. the rule is that you can't leave anything "unnatural," like toilet paper, behind in the wilderness...for both boys and girls, it you have to take a poop, you have to dig a six inch hole in the dirt, dump your load, wipe yourself with leaves or a smooth stick, pull up your pants, and you're still not done. you then have to take stick, stir the poop to mix it up with the soil, bury it and poke a stick in the middle, straight up to mark the spot.
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Eighth graders in the wilderness...Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You are more of a man than I am, my friend. But I suppose anyone willing to take a Stella apart is up to anything.
Acually, Alan, there is a book--you may have heard of it: "How to Shit in the Woods." I have hacked off several parents I know by giving it to their kids.
Russ