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Snagged · 05-06-2008, 09:24 AM

2008 Tax Code ......

The only thing that the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed yet is the male *****.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the ***** will be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12'' Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10'' Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8'' Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5'' Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding
12'' must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

05-06-2008, 09:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Snagged Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,114	Another $300 gone from my fishing budget 2008 Tax Code ...... The only thing that the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed yet is the male ***. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the *** will be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12'' Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10'' Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8'' Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5'' Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12'' must file capital gains. Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION __________________ Jerry Uh oh, Snagged again!