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Old 05-02-2008, 03:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
Uncle Russ
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I guess you all heard about the old guy in his 90 s whose doctor prescribed four Viagra pills each time he wanted to get it going. Next time he talked to the Doc, he revealed that he had only been taking one each time. The doctor lectured him that one wouldn't be nearly enough. "Hell," the old codger replied, "I just want to get that sucker high enough so that when I get up at night, I don't piss on my feet."
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