Folks, you get what you pay for. If you can't find it, build it or have it built to your specifications. That temporary hold holder device that fits on that igloo 162 QT in the above photo looks good just sitting there. A lot of things look good just sitting there.
Take a woman for example. How many times have turned your head to look at a gorgeous woman sitting at a table.
If you went up to her and asked her a question, you will probably rethink you decision as you discover she is dumb as a brick, no personality, squeaky voice and other turn offs.
Only 20% of those gorgeous girls will pass the conversation test.
The next stage of taking her out, you will quickly discover about 80% of them are gold diggers, name droppers, or just looking for a free ride.
If you find one that passes the two above test, take her to bedding cave. You will be in shock when you discover 50% lay there like a dead fish waiting for you to finish.
If you have been following the above percentages, you are left with with less than 1 out of a 100 being perfect.
That's only the beginning. Once you start hanging around that perfect gorgeous woman for a while you will discover many other flaws. If you marry them the flaws are endless and you will never have control of you life again.
What I am trying to say, is there is no perfect woman or milkcrate. It would be cheaper in the long run to marry the ultimate milkcrate and turn it into a sex doll at night. You would even have 7 rod holder choices to take care of your needs.
Think of it. The inflatable doll milkcrate would be your ultimate partner. You can take it fishing, store your rods, put your beer on top of it, screw it, and it will never talk back to you or spend your money.